Posted 2 years ago

Either I just pee’d m’ pants or…

norgeofthenorth:

queendanmark:

norgeofthenorth:

queendanmark:

shit

*PANIC PANIC ABSCOND ABSCOND*

Should I- What- Are you- Holy crap. Where’s the phone?!

HELL IF I KNOW I DON’T KEEP TABS ON THA FUCKIN’ PHONE NOR

what do i do what do i do what do i do!?!??!?!

I know, I know, but it was here, I had it in a safe place!

Okay, just breath and keep calm, let me get the phone and I’ll call the midwife to let her know what’s going on. I’ll be right back after I find the phone…

Jus’ stay calm…
's gonna be good…
Gonna get tha phone.
Ja…

//still freaking out internally

Posted 2 years ago

Either I just pee’d m’ pants or…

norgeofthenorth:

queendanmark:

shit

*PANIC PANIC ABSCOND ABSCOND*

Should I- What- Are you- Holy crap. Where’s the phone?!

HELL IF I KNOW I DON’T KEEP TABS ON THA FUCKIN’ PHONE NOR

what do i do what do i do what do i do!?!??!?!

Posted 2 years ago

Either I just pee’d m’ pants or…

iamthekingofthenorth:

queendanmark:

shit

//xD

Not funny okay

Posted 2 years ago

Either I just pee’d m’ pants or…

shit

Posted 2 years ago

The Home of Trolls: Ida

norgeofthenorth:

queendanmark:

queendanmark:

norgeofthenorth:

queendanmark:

norgeofthenorth:

You know… If we did… It could help trigger your labour… Um.

Believe me Nor! I’d really fuckin’ love to!

But…*awkward stare*

*weak smile* I’m not pushing you. Just thought you’d like to know.

Yeah…

I just…
Feels like he’s ‘bout t’ pop on outta there any day now and if stuff started happenin’ while we were-

*hugs a little to desperately*
This isn’t very fun y’know…

I feel like a big round blob ‘n it all hurts.

*returns the hug, stroking her hair tenderly* I know. I’m sorry. At least it’ll be over soon, whatever happens. *kisses her forehead*

I keep thinkin’ it’s happenin’, ‘n it’s s’posed to be happenin’ any day now! I just wanna get it over with. *holds onto him as tight as she can*

Posted 2 years ago

The Home of Trolls: Ida

queendanmark:

norgeofthenorth:

queendanmark:

norgeofthenorth:

You know… If we did… It could help trigger your labour… Um.

Believe me Nor! I’d really fuckin’ love to!

But…*awkward stare*

*weak smile* I’m not pushing you. Just thought you’d like to know.

Yeah…

I just…
Feels like he’s ‘bout t’ pop on outta there any day now and if stuff started happenin’ while we were-

*hugs a little to desperately*
This isn’t very fun y’know…

I feel like a big round blob ‘n it all hurts.

Posted 2 years ago

((reading things that bring on labor))

Pineapple

Pineapple

Pineapple

GUTTERS

Posted 2 years ago

Ida

norgeofthenorth:

queendanmark:

norgeofthenorth:

You know… If we did… It could help trigger your labour… Um.

Believe me Nor! I’d really fuckin’ love to!

But…*awkward stare*

*weak smile* I’m not pushing you. Just thought you’d like to know.

Yeah…

I just…
Feels like he’s ‘bout t’ pop on outta there any day now and if stuff started happenin’ while we were-

I can wait ‘till he’s outta there.

Posted 2 years ago

Ida

norgeofthenorth:

You know… If we did… It could help trigger your labour… Um.

Believe me Nor! I’d really fuckin’ love to!

But…*awkward stare*

Posted 2 years ago